- farting\ gift
- 1. (farting gift) (8447↑, 1500↓)The act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by.
Person 1: That party was the worst. Person 2: Don't worry, I made sure to thank them with a farting gift.
Author: honkhonkin http://farting-gift.urbanup.com/39875212. (farting gift) (24↑, 20↓)(1) Letting out a SBD (Slient But Deadly) fart, right before leaving a room. This works best at a birthday party, but can be done anywhere. Double points if the party is really boring. This creates a gift for them. A fart gift. (2) Giving someone a "fart in a box", as in farting into a box and quickly shutting it and taping out fresh air. (3) Farting in someones face. Say you have a present for them, and then you fart in there face.(1) Chase- "Oh man, this is a boring party" Miles- "No kidding" Chase- "Lets get going" Miles- "Ok. Lets leave a farting Gift\!" Chase- "Yeah\! *High fives Miles" Both- *Let out a Silent But Deadly fart, then run* (2) Travis- *Farts into a nice box, then quickly tapes it shut* Rick- *Opens Travis' present* Travis- "Haha (giggles)" Rick- *Smells the box* Travis- *LOLs* Rick- "Ew\! Ew\!\! Ugh\!" Rick- "Ew\! Ew\! EWWW\!\! Holy crap\! Yuck\!" Travis- *ROFL* (3) Patrick- "Hey, Bill\!" Bill- "What?" Patrick- "I got you a present" Bill- "Really? Thanks bud\!" Patrick- "Ok, close your eyes" Bill- *Closes eyes*
Author: Temari's gurl http://farting-gift.urbanup.com/4060960Related: fart, pootLast updated: 2012.02.29
Urban English dictionary. 2013.